Little Penis Mofos

Filed Under Chastity, Cuckolds, My Boys, Podcast, Small Penis Humiliation, Tease and Denial

This is for all you little dicked pathetic wimpy boys out there. Why do you even bother trying to get laid? Let me give you a bit of advice: Size does matter. Don’t believe the hype about how it’s the “motion of the ocean and not the size of the boat” . . . or whatever saying that smalled dicked guys say to make themselves feel better. Want proof? When is the last time you saw a 5″ dildo for sale at an adult toy store? Never? Guess why? NO ONE WANTS ANYTHING THAT SMALL!

So before you try and get the courage up to go out and seek a girl friend or some other such bound-to-fail nonsense . . . keep in mind that NO ONE wants what you have in between your legs. If you need sexual companionship that badly, get a toilet paper roll, fill the core with some damp cotton and PRETEND that you are getting some soft, warm, and wet pussy.

If you DO have a “girl friend” or “wife” (most of you little pecker mofos lie about that sort of thing) she is DEFINITELY cheating on you. She and her hung stud are laughing at your penile misfortune. All the way to the bank as she takes your money and gives it to him. That’s right cuck boy, you’ve been cucked without even realizing it.

That mole (I don’t think it’s right to call it a cock, dick or penis) that you have doesn’t deserve to feel pleasure. Ergo, it shouldn’t ever get to cum or have any release. It’s so disgusting and pathetic. Hardly worthy of a Bossy Black Princess giving it any attention at all.

Oh and since you have such a small ding-a-ling, make yourself half way useful by getting something off of my wish list. It might make your cocklette grow. . .it’s worth a try.

My Amazon.com Wish List

 
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2 Responses to “Little Penis Mofos”

  1. Goddess Sarah on January 3rd, 2009 12:05 am

    I love when you say white guys dicks make you dry heave!

  2. Tiny on January 8th, 2009 2:25 am

    I would be broke getting things from your wish list by the time I grew a one-incher!

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