Gift from muppet mitch

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I’ve been dealing with muppet mitch since the early part of this millennium. Through out the years, he’s been good, he’s been bad, he’s been assholified, and he’s been very generous as well. I think that his strong point is his ability to make me laugh. The stories and dumb slip ups . . .oh my gosh.

Just last week, he ordered a dress for me from House of Harlot. It’s all good but I really wanted the dress for New Years Eve. So I told him to call the House of Harlot and ask if my dress could be expedited. He was too scared to call in so I was looking for the number. I was looking on the site and he said that there was a US number for me to call. . . .ummmmm. . . that dummy saw where it said “Call us!” and thought it meant “Calls from the US.”

See what I’m dealing with? UGH! But I’ll be getting the dress soon! Here is what it looks like:

My new dress

My new dress